my sister just told me that sitting in the dark in my room was “obnoxious”

oh right..

one time in school i said, “did you know that your nipples line up with you ears?”

and half of my class, including my teacher, immediately and shamelessly slowly traced their ears to their nipples

it was great

i wish my life was the sandlot

even though i don’t like baseball

when in doubt, mention transformers

when they don’t respond, it’s not meant to be

60s music>

i’m so excited to wear my college t-shirt tomorrow. bye.

someone understands music

you go, boy from my school who i think i’ve talked to once at the most for homework of something, you go

loling to myself because there’s no way this girl is ever going to write me back HAHAHA

things not to say to a potential future roomate: i sound like such a shitty person lol

whatever i don’t think we would be the best of matches anyway

i just want to make it perfectly clear that weenie is my favorite word

finishing as a strong secong is weiner